You know what happened? We realised (and from email replies by most of you) that you thoroughly enjoy the Sunday newsletter written by me. Firstly, bohat shukriya, secondly, humne socha that why don’t I dedicate my weeknights and mornings to you guys and write a daily one as well? After all, you are what matters most to our organisation.
What matters most to me right now is that Lahore is still cold and hazy, Islamabad has got crazy amounts of sun today, Peshawar is cold but sunny and freezing Quetta is also a sun-filled city this fine morning. Warmish-cold Karachi is also hazy but you know what we all got wrong? We thought that Ishaq Dar would’ve regretted going to that Hard Talk interview which he thought would be warm but turned out to be a stone-cold killer. We thought Hard Talk anchor Stephen Sackur finished Dar, but Sackur says that he thought that Dar enjoyed the interview. Also, bhai, how does Sackur get people to answer these super tough questions? He says, “The trick is you ask the same question so many times to get the straight answer.” Being that sharp requires sleep and apparently the motorway police has figured out a way to get drivers to stay awake while driving. They are introducing an alarm-like device to keep drivers from falling asleep. Aapko yeh device kano par lagani hogi aur agar aapka sar hilne laga, like you’re about to fall asleep, tou alarm bajh jaye ga. Great idea. But who is going to wear it? I mean, sometimes the only way to stay awake when driving is blaring really loud music. Here’s a list of the top songs that Pakistanis were listening to in 2020. I realise the older we get, the more we want to sleep and even if we feel young, people can make us feel very old. A day ago we did a live session in the office and got so many comments calling me and Saman “expired aunties”. Yeh kya hai yaar? AUNTIES. Please. We are as young as the bright new stars that NASA revealed yesterday. Check out the picture below and then send this newsletter a five star rating.
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Current Baba’s Prediction
Your mother is very unhappy with you today. She thinks you did nothing this year except stay in your room. How can you explain to her kay maa, corona tha, kya karta, even I dont know.
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